Now me, being the ever retarded, lacking common sense teen that i am, have a few tips for either getting out of trouble
or minimizing the punishment.
- When lying to any authority figure, always look them in the eyes.
- Never figget or sway, shows that your nervous.
- Always hide any incriminating evidence in the best possible places, or the most unlikely to be searched.
- Parents are not as smart if you're the first child or your older siblings never did anything bad.
- Smoking out window is dangerous if in viewing level of a street or neighbors house.
- If you choose to smoke in your room without permission, use something as an ashtray, not the floor.
- If your parents know you have money and don't want you to spend it, make it less obvious that you did by accidentally
forgetting it on shopping trips.
- If you promise to pay back money, do it little by little, that way you have money for other important things.
- Never take bud or cigerettes from strangers, chances are it's either laced with something, or they're an undercover cop.
- Don't litter, it's bad for the enviroment.