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Getting Busted
Ways to get Out of Trouble
The Fab Five
The Click
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Ways to get Out of Trouble

Take this advice seriously, it works!

Now me, being the ever retarded, lacking common sense teen that i am, have a few tips for either getting out of trouble or minimizing the punishment.
  • When lying to any authority figure, always look them in the eyes.
  • Never figget or sway, shows that your nervous.
  • Always hide any incriminating evidence in the best possible places, or the most unlikely to be searched.
  • Parents are not as smart if you're the first child or your older siblings never did anything bad.
  • Smoking out window is dangerous if in viewing level of a street or neighbors house.
  • If you choose to smoke in your room without permission, use something as an ashtray, not the floor.
  • If your parents know you have money and don't want you to spend it, make it less obvious that you did by accidentally forgetting it on shopping trips.
  • If you promise to pay back money, do it little by little, that way you have money for other important things.
  • Never take bud or cigerettes from strangers, chances are it's either laced with something, or they're an undercover cop.
  • Don't litter, it's bad for the enviroment.

Top Five Hiding Spots
  • boxes that hold crap that no one ever bothers looking at.
  • in books, great for money or acid.
  • covered holes in the walls.
  • tape players, bags and notes that say too much for prying eyes.
  • a locked box, everything can go in there and your parents can't get in without a key. Carry the key with you at all times.

Johnny smoked a rock of crack and almost had a heart attack, Billy smoked a bag of pot, a little hungry was all he got. REMEMBER: POT IS SAFER THAN CRACK!